Deck's Movies

We at Deck could waste time, blog after blog, listing movies we like and don't like. We just decided to put them all in one post.

DECK APPROVED MOVIES

Grey Gardens

Just such a freakin good movie. Drew Berrymore conveys pinpoint emotion. A must-see. Deck Approval

The Gathering Storm



The book is long and makes you want to chug cinnamon, which absorbs the water in your throat and suffacates you to death. The movie is not so... and Winston Churchill is a drunken old guy. Win win. Deck Approval.

Chicago

Hot daaaaay-um. Some fucking good 1920's corruption never hurt anyone. You get the musical without all the cheese-whizz. Deck Approval.

King's Speech


"Fuckity, shit, shit, fuck and willy. Willy, shit and fuck and... tits."
need we say more? Definate Deck Approval.


DECK DENIAL
The Romantics


We're not much of actors here at deck, we're realists. But this movie was awful. If an alien saw this as an example of what the earth was like, we'd be screwed. It's basically about incest between friends: We get it, you're all drunk. Especially the people who wrote the script. Deck Denial.

Mean Girls 2



Who didn't hate this movie? You can't take the most quotable and profound movie of all time and make a sequel? That's like selling lemonade at first and then trying to sell urine: we're all going to notice it sucks. Don't watch this movie: "You'll get pregnant and die." Deck Denial.

Four Christmases


This movie was terrible. It had no moral or educational value, except make babies, and was a waste of our time. And the Deck Crew is not a fan of wasting time with Vince Vaughn's relationship issues/giant forehead. Or wasting time at all (unless accompanied by the soothing sounds of Kurt Cobain) Deck Denial.