Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Deck's Approved and Denied Words

Since we can't stand when people use word we hate, we feel like what is best for humanity is to eliminate the weaker words. Sort of like genocide.

DECK DENIED WORDS

Society- Bitch, please. It's basically a filler word. Do you even know what society means? Precisely.

Panties- You know its not approved when a) it leaves a bad taste on your tounge b) there is not context in which you will not regret saying it.

Cool- You're cool when you say it. Therefore, you shouldn't say it. Save yourself the misery

Bikini- Ew. All we think of is those liners that go inside when you try them on (shady, are they not)and the geniuses who wear them.



DECK APPROVED WORDS

Kitsch- As long as it is in the context of negative connotation. Par Example: That garden knome is Kitch. Let's make a gnome bonfire.

Midtown- As in "Watching your weight is midtown. Let me at those chocolate truffles."

Deck- Of course, this is the best of them all. Definition: Anything that is not mainstream or cool whatsoever. Examples include: sweaters (the itchy kind and this blog. We highly doubt anyone will ever read it.

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